Help me get "un-bored" by telling me funny jokes and what not.
I got a few funny jokes, i'll tell ya them, but only if you please comment jokes foh meh!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama is so fat, she went to a resturaunt, looked at the menu, and said to the waiter "okay."

Yo mama is so fat, she didn't think an unlimited supply of Tacos were enough, so she ordered two!

Yo mama is so stupid, she heard the phrase "Time heals all wounds" so she got a watch and held it over her cut. After an hour, she realized... "This watch has no batteries.

yeah... tell me yo mama jokes, and blonde jokes too, if ya got some!

And really... listen to it this time... alot of people probably just delete my journal entries since I never get comments... >.<

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listen to the song and tell me what you think of it!

This is hilarious, once you see the matching hat at 1 minute and 7 seconds into the video, you'll laugh your balls off, and if you don't have balls, you'll grow some randomly, and laugh them off! [link]

Watch this video about snuggies, its a parody. It's hilarious! You know what snuggies are right, those stupid blankets that cover your whole body neck to toe, its like a backwards robe, lolz, from the commercials.. well here it is, watch!

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I only put the title as pancakes because everyone loves pancakes and that would attract people to this journal of randomness. And if you don't like pancakes... well screw you! I hate you. You suck...


Hmm... well... uhh..

Apples are nice... ¬_¬

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Hey! Watch this awesome video of two games I want very badly, but they're not out yet. I am getting bored of waiting...

Here's the link --> [link]